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Top 10
Signs You’re Obsessed With ”Star Trek”

10. You’re writing ”Star Date 5946″ on your checks.
9. Family dog plus aluminum foil equals space dog.
8. Built your own phaser out of a staple gun and 20 D batteries.
7. Last Halloween, you dressed as ”Star Trek” props designer Irving A. Feinberg.
6. You spend a lot of lonely nights ”wrestling the Gorn”.
5. During your power point presentation for company’s 2nd quarter review, the word ”Romulans” came up more than one would normally expect.
4. Always telling barber, ”Give me the Spock”.
3. You’re already camped out for the 2011 ”Star Trek” sequel.
2. When the stock market goes down, you’ll suddenly yell, ”Khaaaaan!”.
1. Got suspended at work for trying to mind-meld with an intern.

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